Then the Goddess spoke.
"Assmaster, you have done well. You have succeeded in the ultimate task, of beating the Head Master Wu senseless. No one has ever succeeded in this task. I would like to grant you one wish, anything at all. What would it be?"
The Assmaster replied, "I want to be a sexy pornstar like you and Head Master Wu!"
"Well, that might be a bit difficult, but I'll see what I can do..." said the Goddess.
She summoned up her strength, and attempted to grant the wish of the homely Assmaster.
Did it work?!?!