"Assmaster, you have done well. You have succeeded in the ultimate task, of beating the Head Master Wu senseless. No one has ever succeeded in this task. I would like to grant you one wish, anything at all. What would it be?"

The Assmaster replied, "I want to be a sexy pornstar like you and Head Master Wu!"

"Well, that might be a bit difficult, but I'll see what I can do..." said the Goddess.

She summoned up her strength, and attempted to grant the wish of the homely Assmaster.